punacceptable:

*talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*


spooky-mormon-mel-dream:

don’t when you hate when you’re going out and get all prettied up because someone you like will be there and you want to look extra good

and they aren’t even there


womptacular:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again:

the big bang theory is not a smart comedy. it relies on cliches and stereotypes that are offensive to everyone they reflect. there is little to no originality in any storyline or relationship.

the funniest thing about this show is that people compare it to 30 rock, parks and rec, louie, veep, etc

there is a difference between a smart show and a show that happens to have nerds on it.


humansofnewyork:

"I want to be an engineer."
"What advice would you give other engineers?"
"If you build a house that collapses, you’re going to get arrested. So you need to keep using the pendulum to make sure that everything is straight. Also, your cement mix has to be strong. You also need to be careful with the builders that you hire, or they will steal the cement from you.”
"What sort of building would you build?"
"A factory that makes new books, so that everyone can have new books for school. All of my books are old and have writing in them."

(Entebbe, Uganda)


If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends


180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit


“When a white teenager named Steve Lohner was stopped by the police last month and refused to show his ID after carrying a loaded shotgun on the streets of Aurora, Colorado (the same city where a mass murderer killed 12 people and injured 70 others in a packed movie theater in July 2012), the teen walked away with nothing but a citation. But when a 22-year-old black kid named John Crawford picked up a mere BB gun in a Walmart store in Dayton, Ohio last week, customers called the police, who then shot and killed him. Here lies a racial disparity that’s difficult for honest people to ignore. How can black people openly carry a real gun when we can’t even pick up a BB gun in a store without arousing suspicion? The answer in America is that the Second Amendment doesn’t really apply to black people.”

Keith Boykin: Does the Second Amendment Only Apply to White People? (via clambistro)


Posted 6 days ago 9,688 notes © clambistro

*has to do an assignment on books that i’ve read*

*gets pumped*

*sits down and proceeds to forget every book i’ve ever read*


Posted 1 week ago

Feminist: the person who believes in the social, political, and economic equality of the sexes


seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge


gendertremblr:

set rapists on fire, set rape apologists on fire, set anyone who says ‘we should think about how the rapists’ life is going to be affected’ on fire, set victim blamers on fire


fussybabybitch:

the purge is scary because its a time frame in which you could be the target for random, unimpeded & unpunished cruelty just for being in the wrong place + wrong time and youll be blamed for not being adequately prepared & alert 

if youre black and/or queer and/or trans this is also known as “every waking moment”


  • REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU: 
  •  I was going to answer you but I got distracted by something and forgot
  •  My inbox fucked up and ate the message
  •  I have nothing else interesting to say
  •  I suck at socialising and don't know how to reply
  •  I get a lot of messages and it takes a while to get through them
  • NOT REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU: 
  •  I hate you and never want to see you again

lilqueer:

i feel like people should give eachother flower pots as opposed to the normal bouquets bc they wont just wither away and die on your kitchen table and you’ll think of the person who gave them to you when you tend to them :+)


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